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Bakit ba ako hinahanapan ng boyfriend ng nanay ko? Ano ba, do I seriously look like I'm going to end up an old maid?

Last night's conversation went like this:

Mom: Anak, wala naman bang nanliligaw sayo, ha?
Me: What? Absurd. Ridiculous. Why are you asking me this? Is there actually panliligaw pa? Lololol wala of course.
Mom: Ha? Bakit naman anak? 
Me: Eh wala eh. What Ma. I don't get it. Where is this coming from. I'm kind of one of the boys, so don't worry, I have guy friends. My dudepare buddies.
Mom: Kasi anak, when I was your age, ligawin ako.
Me: WHAT. HA. ANO. LOLOLOL
Mom: Oo, they would borrow my book tapos pagbalik sakin merong mga maliliit na sulat. Love notes, ganyan.
Me: LOL ANO I CAN'T BELIEVE IT BAKIT ANG CHEESY/CORNY
Mom: Oo tapos tatanungin kung pwede daw bang pumunta sa bahay. Sasabihin ko oo. Eh nandun yung lolo mo...
Me: GRABE. MOTHER. Flirt ka Maaaaaa bakit mo ako kinukwentuhan nito ;___;
Mom: The point is, anak, maraming nanliligaw sa akin. Ayoko lang naman tumanda kang dalaga.
Me: (can this please be over now I'm only 18, really)
Mom: Yung isa ko ngang office mate, tinanong kung pwede ka daw ligawan
Me: HOLY CRAP WTF WTH SINO
Mom: Si Nico
Me: HOLY CRAP WTF WTH SINO YAN FIRE HIM NOW NA

God my mother drives me crazy. Sometimes.