Overheard on the El on the way home from Modest Mouse:
- Bet you've never had a girl tie a hoodie around your waist before.
- Hi, my name is Donna. if I give you a piece of gum will you take me home? It's Fruit Stripe. Cmon--I lost all my money crowd-surfing.
- (guy hangs up phone) Dudes, I think my dad just won a fucking Emmy!
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Guy #1: "Look, just because you can tell if a movie's good or bad doesn't mean you can make them, dumbass."
Guy #2: "I'm not saying that. I'm saying I know how to come up with good camera angles."
Guy #1: "Look, I don't give a ****. Just shut up."
*awkward silence*
Guy #1: "Why the **** did you sell my toy collection?"
Guy #2: "Look, I'm sorry."
These guys were probably 20 or so. I had to leave before I started laughing.
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