Oh yeah, THAT'S why I don't date younger girls...

[brodiedurden]

Christ, you do something nice for someone and it turns into a big thing...

I need an older woman. Anyone with a hot mom?

Comments

[sisterraul]

speaking of younger girls, i hear one blew a bike tire in your neighborhood today and called you to see if she could bum a ride/cigarette/hour or so of conversation and nobody picked up, which dismayed her greatly because she hasn't seen the ligeti in many moons. she entreats you to call her and hang out with her before she goes back to school this weekend.

[brodiedurden]

You serious? I don't even have a missed call on my phone. But a definite yes to hanging out. Friday's the best day for me. And if possible, another "YES!" to drinking together, as mentioned in my previous post.

[__delilah]

you forgot the part where she put him down in her phone as jigeti.

[brodiedurden]

jigeti? why jigeti?

[_canon_fodder_]

its a good thing you don't know where i live

[brodiedurden]

Oh, I do. I've been there while you were sleeping nearly every night. Your mother and I shake hands whenever we see each other. But with our genitals. And by that I mean we have sex. And by that, I mean I fixed her sink. And by that, I mean....shit, sorry. Too much Family Guy.

[_a_fire_inside_]

I'd say you can bang my mom since Mike is out of town but that would just be wrong... Are we still on for Thursday? Call me when you get out of class if you get this before then.
Love, long lost me