Dear Stigmata, you need a tiny drunken Orkney artist to-day, please don't argue. He's very tiny and very drunk--seriously, how is he still standing, let alone not throwing up everywhere? He is also bleeding all over the place, apparently because he decided to slit his wrists, although it is worth noting that this has done absolutely nothing, as he'
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At least until he notices the bloody mess of a familiar man at the counter. The scent reaches him first. Gaheris. Blood. Gaheris's blood. Interesting. Note: not alarming. He'll pour himself a drink, say hello and then possibly inquire. Priorities, he has them...they're just very fucked up.
Scotch (no rocks) in hand, the much taller, considerably less accented being sidles up to the tiny Orkney and offers, "I still say the wood chipper is your best bet."
Yes, hi and how are you?
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