Grab the nearest book. Open the book to page 59. Find the fifth sentence and the next five sentences afterward. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions. Don't dig for your favorite book, the cool book, or the intellectual one: pick the closest."As with almost all Simpsonian humor, though, the simple sight gag is ( Read more... )

So...I think a customer may have sexually harassed me today at work but I'm not actually sure if this counts. Basically he showed me a picture of a naked woman after I had finished checking him out. Well, it wasn't a picture-picture, it was one of those kaleidoscope things where you point it towards the light and see the picture. It made me ( Read more... )

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You are a
Social Liberal
(80% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Socialist

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I haven't really thought that SNL was very funny in many years but when I saw this clip it cracked me the fuck up. Oh, Hillary, how I wish you'd gotten the nomination. But all in all, Obama's nothing to sneeze at, especially when compared to the Republicans.

Hillary V. Sarah (fucking hilarious

I almost slapped this bitch I work with today. She, apparently, lacks tact and feels no shame in loudly and forcefully insulting drinking, something I enjoy. It all started out so innocently, too ( Read more... )

Day 2 at Ace went okay though pretty much everyone who came to my register was incredibly impatient. Look people, I'm new and I'm slow and SOMETIMES I have to ask someone a question, especially when you want to buy 20 screws/nails/bolts and didn't bother to find out the price when you were picking them up. Also, I have trouble getting credit cards ( Read more... )

My new feelings concering Land of Paws: Fuck them ( Read more... )

Trip with mom to Columbia, Mo to take my brother some stuff for his new apartment. It's a pretty cute place and it has a bedroom which automatically makes it superior to my old place in Kirksville. Now I'm back home and drinking the last of my beer... until payday at which time I can buy some more.

That's all for now.

You know what I love? Margaritas! Also, the US Women's volleyball team winning the gold over China. It was a tough game but we pulled it out in the end (just like at the movie theatre!) and became the world champs once again.

Now I'm bored and alone and looking to lj/the internet to entertain me.