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broken_lense

today...

Mar 03, 2004 23:39

umm i stayed home from school today cause i just felt like shit in everyway. i slept till like 1 and didn't get out of bed till 2, it was really refreshing. that helped with my cold, but i still felt kind of shitty so i got up and ate some cereal and layed around more. i sat and watched tv and felt sorry for myself, but then i realized i shouldn't ( Read more... )

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anonymous March 3 2004, 20:53:09 UTC

Damn tibs, ur my boy. I am slightly more retarded than normal, and yes, most of that can be attributed to smoking entirely too much pot. I hope my fat ass is still suitable to ur tibby standards and that i am becoming a true badass in ur eyes. In the words of my boy biggie "I got an ounce then fucking blew up"...holla at me when u pass a test big boy...

broken_lense March 3 2004, 20:55:32 UTC

oh yes after i pass my test you are picking me up from my house and we will smoke and 8th blunt then just be entriely too high and get arrested for driving on the wrong side of the road. then when we're pulled over and the police have us out of the car we will hop in the car and run them over, the run to mexico and get around to having those 9 kids.

anonymous March 3 2004, 20:59:27 UTC

Today while driving home i played a fun game tibs. I looked around my car and counted the number of things i was doing wrong. Speeding. Improperly mounted liscnese plates. Posession of marijuana. Posession of paraphenalia (bubbler, bowl, papers, scale). Broken tag light. Its prolly a longer list but damn yo, i woulda been fucked. The lesson? Fuck the police.

broken_lense March 3 2004, 21:01:16 UTC

the lesson...don't drive with you unless you want to get atleast 6 months in prison

anonymous March 3 2004, 21:03:41 UTC

Counter-lesson: Whats 6 months mean to me? Attractive clothing, no bills to pay, and hot anal sex every day for 6 months!

broken_lense March 3 2004, 21:06:04 UTC

yeah but in theory you don't need to go to jail for that. parents pay bills for the most part. you don't neeeeeed clothes and when you do get dressed up for dances and shit its mostly underwear anyway. and you've been having hot anal sex for 10 years whats better about it in jail?

anonymous March 3 2004, 21:08:21 UTC

you make a good point my friend...
I would miss my tibs an awful lot if i were to be imprisoned for 6 whole months. Mother Nature is a pretty phat chick. The lesson in the end? GREEN IS GOOD. I love you tibs.

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