lately i've been having panic attacks about zombies. it generally happens once i park my car in front of my house. i make sure i have everything i need before leaving the car, and that i have my house key separated from the rest of my keys so that if the door's locked i don't have to fumble for the key. then i make a mad dash into the house. if ( Read more... )

someone give me some good book recommendations, please. i'm bored and i need to read something that i haven't read 10 million times.

some authors i like:

• Jane Austen
• Bukowski
• Fyodor Dostoevsky
• Roddy Doyle
• Emma Goldman

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man, i spent forever last night making new user pics. and they rule. as a matter of fact, i rule. and you know what else? i made an avatar to prove it. i need a new hobby. like fashion, maybe.

anyway...

no taking these without permission dagnabbit!

yay for new mockups!

Radio Edit:

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i've found a new hobby. it consists of replying to e-spammers. today's reply message looked like this ( Read more... )

Aaron McGruder


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yes, ladies and gents, it's official. i am going to hell. peace out, yo.

worst. movie. EVAR. worse, even, than gigli (which one of my friends made me sit through two weeks ago). the casting was all wrong. the acting (if you can call it that) was forced/contrived at best, and what the bloody fucking hell was up with donald sutherland's "teehee! (3 fingers covering the corner of the mouth) you really do love him, don't ( Read more... )