Spring Break Memories and Inside Jokes
And now for the Memories/Inside Jokes list of Spring break '05!
~Beth sleeping on the floor in the van
~Sing-a-long to the Beach Boys
~Endless traffic jams
~12yr old hitting on Cathy in the car
~The flipped over egg truck
~Mr. & Mrs. Ryzyi semi-Chinese fire drill in the middle of traffic
~Me- "Are we in the ghetto of Florida?"
~Rude Lady at Publix- "The SIX of you are in my way!" (who counts how many there are, honestly?!)
~Me obsessing over buying my bottle of Perrier Water
~Beth (on my caramel obsession)- "Savor savor savor savor!"
~Flagpole Sitta
~Cristina (trying to buy pop)- "Where's the pop?" "Popcorn?" "S-soda?" "OH!"
~Mrs. Ryzyi getting the room changed so she could keep an eye on her "children"
~The Mysterious white stain
~Groceries sprawled everywhere in the car
~Straightening our hair, then it frizzing
~Mr. Ryzyi stratching the curb
~Jamaiican man singing on the Marina
~Mr. Ryzyi telling us to go find shirtless boys
~Mrs. Rzyzi getting hit on by an old guy at church
~Jackie & Beth getting squished into one seat at church
~My SEXY burn and hot tub dance
~Getting kicked out of the room
~Pouncing on the waves
~Me, boucning up the shore
~Mr. DeVincent being extremely focused on Golf Digest
~"Bounce"
~Excitment over huge crab legs
~My obsession with Caramel
~Drunk lady
~Jackson Turner *insert english accent*
~My body being owned by several people and wars erupting because of it
~Beth's Boyfriends- Michi and Frey
My boyfriends- Jackson Turner and Ghost
~The Calzone bigger than Cristina's head
~Cathy's Regis Philbin impression
~Beth & Jackie's stalkers
~Bathroom TVs
~"More Bread!"
~Ghiradelli Girls- "That girl has a tattoo?! She's so little!!"
~"Jack" "-son Turner" "Phmud"
~Serious pictures "People dying people dying!"
~Creepy guys staring at us
~Cathy taking artistic pictures in hooker poses
~Jackie losing her top in the ocean
~Beth- "Mine's B because... actually I hate the letter B."
~Mine & Beth's psychic vibes
~"Mah-May! Mah-May!"
~People getting pelted by waves
~echoes
~The "Mah-May" kid singing the Lion King Theme
~Cathy & I simultaneously using the bathroom... for DIFFERENT uses!
~Brady Brunch thing on the escalator
~Cristina's camera NEVER seeming to work
~Beth- "Cheery Cherry Cokey!"
~Tennis play Jackie
~"Happy Birthday Patrick!"
~Beth & Melissa- "Cathy, we have some bad news..." "And some worst news."
~Me chucking Cathy's camera
~Launching people in the pool and ocean
~Stunting, and being recognized for it
~Beth SPILLING everything
~Squirting sunblock at people
~Boy in red shorts
~Cathy seeing a hot guy, then finding out he's an old man
~Doing the macarena
~REALLY good Truth or Truth games
~"Wanna watch the Grunions run?"
~Blinded by the light!
~Jackie's fuschia burn
~Mermaid Barbie
~saying the word "suck" = uncool
~Beth burying my feet in the sand
~Cathy & Beth's cat fight
~The eternal Caramel Dream
~"How to tell whether your dog or cat is gay"
~Pedophilia conversation "HYPOCRITE!"
~"Shut...UP!"
~Captain Chris and the First Mate Matie
~Cristina- "Did YOU meet Tarzan?!?!"
~Squirrelism on Cathy's characters
~Waaaaap Waaaaaap
~Mario theme song
~Jackie's sex position
~Me spewing water because Cathy clapped
~Me tripping into the pool
~My not-so-graceful fall onto the beach
~Creepy guy coming towards Beth & Cathy
~Jackie's internal clock
~The guy running... more like bouncing around the pool
~The ocean kid who randomly started talking to us
~Circles with Cathy
~Creepy pool run
~Trying to sink me but NEVER succeeding
~Babysitting the SCUBA guy's inserts
~"God, he's got a harem!"
~MASHing Cathy's characters
~MASHing the Moffatts
~The guy who got a boner when he walked by us on the beach
~Singing songs while star-gazing
~Spanish soap operas
~Explaining Sex & the City to Mrs. Ryzyi
~The cool store in downtown Palm Beach
~Illegal driving by Mr. Ryzyi
~Spinning seat covers
~The hot tub killing our burns
~Cristina's tye-dye shirt
~"I wear my sunglasses at night!"
~Dubah-Dee "I Ohhnoooo!"
~Stewart impressions
~"She looked gorgeous!" *insert annoying voice*
~Awkward silences with the random group of people
~Cristina- "Just for that, that's a poke!"
~Captain Chris- "Play nice!"
~Melissa- "WHOA!"
~Cathy- "What is this deceit?!" *chucks blanket*
~Cathy flashing me (I'm still scarred)
~Dirty Mexicans
~Beth, Cathy, Jackie and I having necklace bonding
~The Pimpy Peeps
~Mike thinking 50 Cent's pecs were sexy
~Singing oldies, but goodies, in the car
~Beth & Jackie getting dunked after parasailling
~The Mike Checklist
~Beth & Jackie's Titanic Moments
~Drunk guys on Clematis Street
~The essentials: Pizza and Ramen
~Me putting an altoid between my fingers
~Palm readings SOOO good they made me and Beth cry
~Mike- "Free Willy!"
~"Touch"
~Beth & Me being hit on by Russ the Pirate
~15 year old drunk kids- "You're a bitch! Wanna make-out?"
~Eric- "What are your names? OH!"
~Seeing Brett's "twin"
~Cristina's saggy diaper
~Cherry stem tying
~Mine & Beth's sword fights
~Jackie tormenting me in the car
~Mike abusing his mom
~EMO KIDS and my Emo Kid impression
~Oscar, Mike's sunglasses
~Thousands of advertisements for Gentlemen's Clubs
~Cristina falling off the tube in the ocean
~Cristina's zinc oxide
~Me- "An apple a day keeps Jackson Turner Away."
Cathy- "Yea, but do you really want him to go away?"
Me- "No but I'm hungry!"
~Cristina- "I'm going to be getting hungry soon."
Me- "You're going to get a honker soon?!"
Cristina- "HUNGRY!!"
~Cristina slapping me with the Moffatts
~Mr. Ryzyi- "*slams on brakes* *some obsenity* There's a bus! GET OUT!!"
~The finger dance
~The Jack(son Turner) and Melissa Variety Show!
~Beth & Michi constantly rolling down the neverending hall
I'm sure there are so much more but I just can't think of any right now. Ahhh so many good times!
~Beth sleeping on the floor in the van
~Sing-a-long to the Beach Boys
~Endless traffic jams
~12yr old hitting on Cathy in the car
~The flipped over egg truck
~Mr. & Mrs. Ryzyi semi-Chinese fire drill in the middle of traffic
~Me- "Are we in the ghetto of Florida?"
~Rude Lady at Publix- "The SIX of you are in my way!" (who counts how many there are, honestly?!)
~Me obsessing over buying my bottle of Perrier Water
~Beth (on my caramel obsession)- "Savor savor savor savor!"
~Flagpole Sitta
~Cristina (trying to buy pop)- "Where's the pop?" "Popcorn?" "S-soda?" "OH!"
~Mrs. Ryzyi getting the room changed so she could keep an eye on her "children"
~The Mysterious white stain
~Groceries sprawled everywhere in the car
~Straightening our hair, then it frizzing
~Mr. Ryzyi stratching the curb
~Jamaiican man singing on the Marina
~Mr. Ryzyi telling us to go find shirtless boys
~Mrs. Rzyzi getting hit on by an old guy at church
~Jackie & Beth getting squished into one seat at church
~My SEXY burn and hot tub dance
~Getting kicked out of the room
~Pouncing on the waves
~Me, boucning up the shore
~Mr. DeVincent being extremely focused on Golf Digest
~"Bounce"
~Excitment over huge crab legs
~My obsession with Caramel
~Drunk lady
~Jackson Turner *insert english accent*
~My body being owned by several people and wars erupting because of it
~Beth's Boyfriends- Michi and Frey
My boyfriends- Jackson Turner and Ghost
~The Calzone bigger than Cristina's head
~Cathy's Regis Philbin impression
~Beth & Jackie's stalkers
~Bathroom TVs
~"More Bread!"
~Ghiradelli Girls- "That girl has a tattoo?! She's so little!!"
~"Jack" "-son Turner" "Phmud"
~Serious pictures "People dying people dying!"
~Creepy guys staring at us
~Cathy taking artistic pictures in hooker poses
~Jackie losing her top in the ocean
~Beth- "Mine's B because... actually I hate the letter B."
~Mine & Beth's psychic vibes
~"Mah-May! Mah-May!"
~People getting pelted by waves
~echoes
~The "Mah-May" kid singing the Lion King Theme
~Cathy & I simultaneously using the bathroom... for DIFFERENT uses!
~Brady Brunch thing on the escalator
~Cristina's camera NEVER seeming to work
~Beth- "Cheery Cherry Cokey!"
~Tennis play Jackie
~"Happy Birthday Patrick!"
~Beth & Melissa- "Cathy, we have some bad news..." "And some worst news."
~Me chucking Cathy's camera
~Launching people in the pool and ocean
~Stunting, and being recognized for it
~Beth SPILLING everything
~Squirting sunblock at people
~Boy in red shorts
~Cathy seeing a hot guy, then finding out he's an old man
~Doing the macarena
~REALLY good Truth or Truth games
~"Wanna watch the Grunions run?"
~Blinded by the light!
~Jackie's fuschia burn
~Mermaid Barbie
~saying the word "suck" = uncool
~Beth burying my feet in the sand
~Cathy & Beth's cat fight
~The eternal Caramel Dream
~"How to tell whether your dog or cat is gay"
~Pedophilia conversation "HYPOCRITE!"
~"Shut...UP!"
~Captain Chris and the First Mate Matie
~Cristina- "Did YOU meet Tarzan?!?!"
~Squirrelism on Cathy's characters
~Waaaaap Waaaaaap
~Mario theme song
~Jackie's sex position
~Me spewing water because Cathy clapped
~Me tripping into the pool
~My not-so-graceful fall onto the beach
~Creepy guy coming towards Beth & Cathy
~Jackie's internal clock
~The guy running... more like bouncing around the pool
~The ocean kid who randomly started talking to us
~Circles with Cathy
~Creepy pool run
~Trying to sink me but NEVER succeeding
~Babysitting the SCUBA guy's inserts
~"God, he's got a harem!"
~MASHing Cathy's characters
~MASHing the Moffatts
~The guy who got a boner when he walked by us on the beach
~Singing songs while star-gazing
~Spanish soap operas
~Explaining Sex & the City to Mrs. Ryzyi
~The cool store in downtown Palm Beach
~Illegal driving by Mr. Ryzyi
~Spinning seat covers
~The hot tub killing our burns
~Cristina's tye-dye shirt
~"I wear my sunglasses at night!"
~Dubah-Dee "I Ohhnoooo!"
~Stewart impressions
~"She looked gorgeous!" *insert annoying voice*
~Awkward silences with the random group of people
~Cristina- "Just for that, that's a poke!"
~Captain Chris- "Play nice!"
~Melissa- "WHOA!"
~Cathy- "What is this deceit?!" *chucks blanket*
~Cathy flashing me (I'm still scarred)
~Dirty Mexicans
~Beth, Cathy, Jackie and I having necklace bonding
~The Pimpy Peeps
~Mike thinking 50 Cent's pecs were sexy
~Singing oldies, but goodies, in the car
~Beth & Jackie getting dunked after parasailling
~The Mike Checklist
~Beth & Jackie's Titanic Moments
~Drunk guys on Clematis Street
~The essentials: Pizza and Ramen
~Me putting an altoid between my fingers
~Palm readings SOOO good they made me and Beth cry
~Mike- "Free Willy!"
~"Touch"
~Beth & Me being hit on by Russ the Pirate
~15 year old drunk kids- "You're a bitch! Wanna make-out?"
~Eric- "What are your names? OH!"
~Seeing Brett's "twin"
~Cristina's saggy diaper
~Cherry stem tying
~Mine & Beth's sword fights
~Jackie tormenting me in the car
~Mike abusing his mom
~EMO KIDS and my Emo Kid impression
~Oscar, Mike's sunglasses
~Thousands of advertisements for Gentlemen's Clubs
~Cristina falling off the tube in the ocean
~Cristina's zinc oxide
~Me- "An apple a day keeps Jackson Turner Away."
Cathy- "Yea, but do you really want him to go away?"
Me- "No but I'm hungry!"
~Cristina- "I'm going to be getting hungry soon."
Me- "You're going to get a honker soon?!"
Cristina- "HUNGRY!!"
~Cristina slapping me with the Moffatts
~Mr. Ryzyi- "*slams on brakes* *some obsenity* There's a bus! GET OUT!!"
~The finger dance
~The Jack(son Turner) and Melissa Variety Show!
~Beth & Michi constantly rolling down the neverending hall
I'm sure there are so much more but I just can't think of any right now. Ahhh so many good times!