new background pic, whaddya think, kids? its not too provocative, is it?

uhrdawwwg: bobbie, let's talk about ourselves.
get revolution: my left boob is bigger than my right
uhrdawwwg: oh really?
get revolution: yep
uhrdawwwg: my right boob is bigger.
get revolution: with our powers combined... we are... WONDERBOOB!!!
uhrdawwwg: YES!!!
uhrdawwwg: we could, like, kick supermans ass.
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I've got a brush-burn across my lips
from where you punched me in the mouth
I was only going to kiss your hand
but I got a shove and a petty pout
Your role has got the best of you
Your character and you are one
and its real convincing on the stage
but in the lobby, well it's no fun.

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You'd be surprised how much of the time I'm actually not serious at all.

It seems the more social interaction I get, the less depressed I become about my boy troubles. Every single one of them.

I've been pumping out songs pretty fluidly, at least one a week, and the ideas keep coming, but I don't know. I think I'd rather have a few really solid friends than a shitload of fluid songs, as great as songs are.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [your name here]!!!!

sometimes that's nice to hear on my birthday.
Shit, I'm getting old.
anyone want to be my friend?
Friend for a day? Namely my birthday?
Which is today?
hope everyone has a  wonderful day on my birthday.

still stalling out on the homework, but the research paper is done, and it's pretty damn good if I say so myself.
how about some remember whens...
with pics?
Remember when my hair was Blue? Green? Purple? Red?

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God doesn't know the extent of a practical joke.

It's not funny anymore,  God.