travel vs. filth

[brokenblossom]

SMS exchange between my holidaying mother and myself

Mum ---> me
Have just driven on route 66 and now going to vegas via mohave desert.nice and sunny.big brown mts and sparse vegetation .hope u all doing ok.x
20-08-07 16:50

me ---> MumHave just unblocked drain by front door again (wearing rubber gloves &dust mask against the foulness &stench

Comments

[randy_gibbons]

That's told her. She'll be green with envy now.

[crunchcandy]

I am jealous of your mum.

kitchen sink glamour!

[bloodflowerbill]

Why do Mum's always text in short sentances, like that?! x

[classytart]

I keep reading hers as "big brown nuts". Puts a different slant on it.

I admit, her day sounds more fun than yours.

[randy_gibbons]

*sigh* Could you just TRY to restrain your FILTHY URGES for five minutes...?

[classytart]

*duly shamed*