i was really happy today ( Read more... )

i think you guys just should've lied and said that change is for the better and girls pants are gay on guys. even if you do like them. now i feel like a douche. a giant douche at that. perhaps i'm choleric. i think it's really cool how that word 'choleric' has my name in it. i guess words will always be there for me - they're more reliable than ( Read more... )

i spent $200 on a new wardrobe today. i was getting sick of thrift stores and girl pants. maybe now girls will notice me ( Read more... )

i consumed alcohol for the first time today while golfing with a friend. i thought it tasted like piss. he said he'd buy me vodka for my birthday - shout out to atmosphere__

P.S. am i the only one who masturbates if bored?

i guess my old password "fuckthis" wasn't good enough for livejournal so i had to change it to a WW2 general and add a stupid number at the end. THANKS LJ ( Read more... )

sweet_ride 's survey ( Read more... )

- every night before i go to bed i listen to my 'learn norwegian thru HYNPOSIS!' cd. last night when the cd was over i turned it off and started thinking and then looked at the clock and it said 05.00. i don't know if i was asleep or deep in thought for 4 hours ( Read more... )

( kickin' screamin' gucci little piggie )

gonna marry a brunette

entire family is watching dumb and dumber - it's almost 1am. odd for my family ( Read more... )