I Close My Eyes And You Say Those Things That Aggravate Me ( Read more... )

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne ( Read more... )

as if things last night werent horrible enough ( Read more... )

id walk a thousand miles....
id swim across the sea.....
what do i have to do ....
please just tell me.......

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who ( Read more... )

i suggest everyone listens to this band...there awesome...

http://www.purevolume.com/gymclassheroes

tonight i turn out the lights ( Read more... )

just to add on to the shitty emo mood ive been in latley...
i found one of your letters...

mean what you say....
cuz no one will take the blame....
mean those words....
the responsibilitys yours....

sometimes....

i just want to fucking SCREAM

i still feel the same and thats okay ( Read more... )