heh I'm so bored.
Right now I'm sitting here looking at the screen trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Until you IM'ed me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.
You must be pretty stupid to IM when you know I have an away message on....
You want to know something pathetic yet funny, You actually taking the time to read my extremely boring message. (thats the pathetic part).the funny part is that I'm sitting in front of the computer screen ...laughing.
Cancel my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.
Find something else to do because obviously I have.
Hello, I am here, but I'm avoiding someone I don't like... IM me, and if I don't respond, it's you!
Hey I'm screening my messages making sure no losers IM me. If I don't answer you, you're it. Congratulations if so; it's hard to get on that list.
Hey right now I'm away, but really I'm sitting right here thinking how stupid you are for still IM'ing me.
Hey, Im really here. It's just that, there is someone thats on that I'm avoiding. So, if you are IM'ing me, and I'm not answering, IT'S YOU!!!
How about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.
I highly recommend this web site, www.plasticsurgery.com to you. After a couple grand worth of work, who knows? You might even look as good as me.
I'm not ignoring you; I'm selectively bypassing you.
I'm sorry %n. Talking to you seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.
If a thousand people love you, I am in that thousand. If a hundred people love you, I am in that hundred. If ten people love you I am in that ten. If only one person loves you, you guessed it, that person is me! Ahh... sorry.. as of right now, I am not here. You know what that means!
Right now I'm sitting here looking at the screen trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.
Why are you bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to you and your stupid nonsense.
Why are you IMing me if my away message is on? You know I'm obviously not here at the moment. I mean really, we all have the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege.
heh, funny stuff.
Bored.com, who knew?