i gotta see boa vs. python that movie looks sweet! i had to say that the trip up and back to fiesta texas was fabtabular, how the hell did that bird run into my windshield????? and josh's comment on that transvestite was awesome. we gotta have a HUGE thing at jake's lakehouse it's freakin badass.
and we should eat at dick's diner (i think that's what it's called... freddy told me about it) i hear that place rules because the waiters and customer's just constantly talk shit to each other and you can piss them off as bad as you want. it sounds like everyone would fit in nicely.
$10 says you already know the entire setting, conflict, and conclusion to boa vs. python... or you will at least know after 5 minutes of the movie.
Two minutes? Psh... we called Frankenfish in like two minutes and that was our fist endeavor. I think with a movie called Boa vs. Python, we'll figure it out before we even get to the video store. I'm gonna go ahead and guess that some government project to develop a giant snake goes horribly awry, with the snake getting loose in a small town, and their only choice is to unleash another snake to kill it. Meanwhile, an elite paramilitary team struggles to kill the first snake, probably for profit. There'll probably be some plot twist involving one of the snakes protecting its eggs (maybe the two snakes will mate? I'd guess no) and a climactic battle between the snakes, with some maniacal dude firing some HUGE gun, indiscriminately trying to kill everything! (The huge gun will be either a) a flamethrower, b) a rocket launcher, or c) a gatling gun. The semi-good snake will probably kill the other one and then go kinda crazy (perhaps protecting a nest?) and the humans will either kill or tranquilize it (I'll go with non-lethal means,
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i had to say that the trip up and back to fiesta texas was fabtabular, how the hell did that bird run into my windshield?????
and josh's comment on that transvestite was awesome. we gotta have a HUGE thing at jake's lakehouse it's freakin badass.
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and we should eat at dick's diner (i think that's what it's called... freddy told me about it)
i hear that place rules because the waiters and customer's just constantly talk shit to each other and you can piss them off as bad as you want.
it sounds like everyone would fit in nicely.
$10 says you already know the entire setting, conflict, and conclusion to boa vs. python... or you will at least know after 5 minutes of the movie.
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thanks for ruining it!
-Stu-
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