I need to change this stupid picture... I fucking hate pirates now...

60 days from now I'm going to be in Iraq. Not that anyone cares.

A couple nights ago our locks got glued in ( Read more... )

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T-Minus 7 days...

"...so it's ok"

What a string of words....

Damn you Brice and your request! I got a carton of Faroz for you, and kept a couple packs... mmm.... the sweet sweet nicotine! I got freaking hooked! Fuck! I was just fiending for a cigarette... that hasn't happened in like 7 years! As soon as these packs are done I'm done smoking. Hookah, pipe tobacco, and cigars do not count!

Got to say goodbye to some friends tonight ( Read more... )

I'm sure I've written this before... but girls are nuts ( Read more... )

Let us all congratulate Carrie Underwood for winning American Idol... yay... I'm soooo excited....


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