Breaking News...literally

[brokenlover21]

Well then. Breaking is the main word here. But let me give you some back round. Yesterday I was sitting on my couch and doing homework and realized that I was thirsty. So I got up to get something to drink and set it down on the coffee table. I stepped over my bag with my left foot and brought my right foot around and WHAM! I fully rammed my foot

Comments

At least you...

[beaujohnson]

wern't doing a play or something. The irony would be incredible. Get it? *chuckles* Ok. Fine. Don't laugh.

[diannechan]

Oh nooo! I'm glad you're okay though, that's what's important. :)

If it makes you feel any less retarded, I'm sprained my BIG TOE before. Hahahaha. We've got SKILLZ.

[chromagnum_man]

sweet ass, I wish I could be cool like you!