fie hunded dallah?!

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tiki ate jesus: I totally just did ninja-style to get inside of my house because I forgot my keys.
mixed up yam: hahaha
mixed up yam: i do that
mixed up yam: or i crawl through the window
tiki ate jesus: I had to climb on top of my roof and it's raining asssssssss over here.
mixed up yam: shit nigga
tiki ate jesus: I hope nobody saw me.
mixed up yam:

Comments

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Keys are for chumps. I just kick down every door that's locked.

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I'd do that, but I'm way too fat.

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I weight 278 pounds and I'm still kicking down doors.

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278?! You mean in shoe size right?

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i seriously forget my house key all the time.
it's annoying.

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Agreed.

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You know, I've been thinking and maybe you could just wear your keys in your ear. Like ear rings.

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You know...that is a really good idea.
Too bad I don't have my ears peirced =\

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Wow, I could have sworn you did.

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I used to, but they closed on me.