Citizen Kane. Not.

[brokentooth]

There are bad movies. And then, there are movies that are so bad, that they cross that line (it's over there, to your left) and become deliciously good. Raw and underdone, apparently disgusting and looking as if little work had gone into the production - yet delightfully tasty. Just like sushi.

Ok, it took a lot of effort to work that last analogy

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[hyperbrain]

chiropractor (or chiropodist, I forget)
Depends on where you live, old chap, and all that, eh, what? haha...Wouldn't you know, the bloody yanks call them footsies as chiropractors; of course, the puccah way is chiropodist. What the devil is a practor anyway? Latin for practice? Couldn't expect much from the willies across the pond anyway...

Ah, that Tea Leoni, damned fine filly, what?

btw, I'm not at the old God's Manor, away on holiday and all that; must give you a tinkle on the old dog and bone sometime, whence I do return...

Right ho, old man, I'm off to see a man about a dog...

[brokentooth]

Heh heh, what a guy. When do you get back? Put call and tell stories from the motherland, my man.

[purplehazerads]

I'm glad I didn't read this right after you called. With the amount I'm laughing, S & A would have wondered what hit the office!

[ggollerkeri]

Torgo being massaged to death.

Heheheheh. What kind of name is Torgo, anyway? Even for a creepy sidekick!

I was about to write about Syriana, but you have shamed me into silence.

[brokentooth]

Nooooo. I'm telling you, it's just the brilliance of these movies - I didn't do much at all. You must watch them sometime. It'll blow your mind, seriously.

And oddly enough, Targo's a perfect name for this guy. I'm not sure why. But this guy's just a perfect Targo, I tells ya.

[sonataindica]

Ah, I take it you haven't seen Mr.Magoo yet.

[brokentooth]

I have, and I should tell you, Mr Magoo is really Citizen Kane material comapred to these two. It's a whole different kind of bad - the likes of which you would never have seen before. Trust me, check it out sometime.

[the_strangest]

Sushi! ...couldn't read past that, sorry; got distracted.

purplehazerads pointed me in this direction, so blame her. Hello.

[brokentooth]

Haha, I'd read your sushi entry last week, and again, purplehazerads is to blame.

And yes, hello :)

[the_strangest]

Man, that's creepy. I wonder who else is reading about my debilitating sushi addiction without my knowledge. *casts furtive glances sideways*

[brokentooth]

Oh, that's easy. Cast that furtive glance a little lower, and you'll see a giggling purplehazerads. Anyone within earshot of her, I'd imagine.