Zen Claude Van Damme

[brokentooth]

This evening, I was on Wikipedia looking up JCVD (which, incidentally, seems like an oddly intriguing film), when I chanced upon this fabulous page.

Now, I don't know about the veracity of those 'unsourced' quotes, but man, there's some good stuff there.

T'as pas besoin d'un flash quand tu photographies un lapin qui a déjà les yeux rouges.

Comments

Quotes page

[poovanna]

ROTFL! Some of the racier ones were too funny.

Also, the movie sounds interesting.

Re: Quotes page

[brokentooth]

I really want these to be true, you know.

Re: Air is a little like my brain

[brokentooth]

> Air is a little like my brain

That could almost be a lyric. It sounds strangely like something I've heard before, but damn, I can't place it now. In any case, imagining Chuck Schuldiner snarling those words makes it all the more fun.

[davenchit]

So, just to be clear, we *are talking about the Rabbit of Caerbannog, yes?

[brokentooth]

That be the happy bunny, yea!

[manubhardwaj]

It was an excellent movie. I owes you.

[brokentooth]

Ah, now that you've re-reco'd it to me, I must watch it. We're even, good sir.