Chuckles Norris

[brokentooth]

I have very few idols in this dreary and hollow world. However, there is one man I can place atop a pedestal, with nary a pause.

I speak, of course, of Chuck Norris - the man, the machine, the mahatma.

Some little-known facts about the man:

• Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris

Comments

[ex_ga_woo]

One of my favorites is Chuck Norris can divide by zero