dedicated to amsa since she appreciates chrisifax's doableness.
so, 12.21 started off like any other concert day minus the jamba. drove up to anaheim in about an hour. sat in line... PEOPLE CUT. FUCKING RUDE. MORE PEOPLE CUT. I STAB JAWS QUIETLY IN MY HEAD.
this is my car. cute no?
THESE ARE MY KEYCHAIN LEGOS OF ANDREW [THE ASTRONAUT] AND CHRISIFAX [AKA ANAKIN SKYWALKER]
listened to ipods and sang panic! songs outloud.
pottyed at carls jr. came back OMGOMGOGMOMG HALIFAX IS THERE. ogmogmgomgom chrisifax is hot.
more people cut. i killed someone. george from the fully down came over and talked to us. basically hes bff with simple plan because hes canadian andd he doesnt know that theres a tunnel that goes under water from detroit to windsor. i know because ive been there 43985 times NO ONE BELIEVES ME EXCEPT SOME RANDOM TOUR MANAGER DUDE. NOT EVEN THE CANADIANS!!!! whatevvvv. www.dwtunnel.com fyi.
finally get to go in.. cut some cutters WHOS CUT NOW?!
16 year old bitches behind us muttering about wanting to be closer. if you were any closer youd get a guitar shoved up your ass stfu.
the band of 5 year olds go on first
its sideways deal with it
the fully down aka georges band goes on
george
THIS IS WHERE I DIE. i was totally fine with the moshing. i mean im used to it and i wanted to hit people but my bloodsugar dropped because all i had to eat was fries from carls jr. SO WE HAD TO LEAVE OUR LOVELY FRONT OF THE ROW SPOTS BECAUSE IM SOME DOUCHE WHO DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A MEAL, THX ASHLEY.
but yeah i thought i was gonna faint and miss halifax.
so i had to gooooo. got water. was fine.
stood by asians with funky hats. i am the avalanche. tommyfax touched ashley. twice. shes welcome. punchline.
mikeyfax looking cutiefax singing with i am the avalanche
punchline. basically im awesome.
THIS IS WHERE IT GETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDIFAX. we were on the side of the stage
halifuckingfax comes on... hot shit. chrisifax on other side of the stageifax. i cryifax. got over it 30 minutes later.
CHRISIFAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
adamfax being extremely attractive.
adamfax thinkin hes mister william beckett with this bandana on his leg deal.
MIKEYFAX. OMG YYAYY
TOMMYFAX BEING QUITE THE HOTTIE.
IT WAS SOO FUN. LIKE SINGING AND STUFF.. AND WATCHING CHRISIFAX TAKE IT OFFFFFFF
I HAD HIS KIDS
I HAD HIS KIDS ONCE AGAIN.
HOW CUTE. KIDS HAVE BEEN HAD
BASICALLY YOURE ABOUT TO WITNESS THE MOST GLORIOUS PICTURE I HAVE EVER TAKEN
AYEYIYIYIYIIYIIYIYIYI. RRRRRRRR. KIDS!
PEOPLE KILLED PEOPLE BASICALLY. THEY WERE JUMPING OFF THE STAGE AND WE COULD HAVE DIED IF WE STAYED THERE. BUT I ALSO COULD HAVE TOUCHED CHRIS A LOT SINCE HE JUMPED TOO.
MIKEY WAS SO CUTE AND PLAYED A SONG.
I DONT NEED FRIENDS BECAUSE I HAVE HALIFAX FYI AND I HAVE TO CONVERSATE WITH THEM BEFORE I KILL MYSELF AND WHATNOT BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT ME TO DO THAT.
THEN WE GOT OUR MERCH ON. ASHLEY GOT ALL THE HALIFUCKINFAX SHIT. DONT TELL HER MOM. I GOT A HALIFAX SHIRT. AND THE FULLY DOWN CD.
THEN WE WENT OUTSIDE... DUN DUN DUN. TOOK A PICTURE WITH TOMMYFAX. HOTTT
AHAHHAA IT DOES LOOK LIKE THE OTHER ONE. EXCEPT OUR FUCKING HEADS ARE IN IT THIS TIME THANKS ASHLEY! HE SIGNED MY SHIT. I TOOK AN ACTION SHOT OF HIM AND ASHLEY WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO TELL ME HOW TO USE A CAMERA. IIII GOT IT IM A PHOTOGRAPHER. ITS COOL. IM JUST DUMB
SAW CHRISIFAX. BLINKED. HE FUCKIN DISSAPEARSIFAX. WENT TO MY CAR SAW HIM AT THE VAN HE GOES BACK WE GO BACK. RUSSIANS. ASIANS.
JUST IN CASE YOU DIDNT SEE YESTERDAY. HE SAID WE HAVE TO COME BACK ANNDD THAT WERE GETTING MARRIED.
I WAS TOTALLY SATISFIED. WENT TO CAR. OMG MIKEYFAX HAD TO GO BACK. SAW GEORGE. STILL DOESNT BELIEVE THE TUNNEL DEAL.
THERES REALLY A TUNNEL I SWEAR.
THIS IS JUST PRETTY FUNNY.
OMG MIKEYFAX BASICALLY I LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME IN THE PICTURE WITH GEORGE.
REMEMBER WHEN MIKEYFAX LOVED ME A LONG TIME AGO! HE STILL DOES FYI!!!! TWINS.
OKAY SOO THEN OUR LIVES WERE COMPLETED AND WE WENT HOMIFAX.
NOW I NEED TO GO GET READY TO GO DO THIS SHIT AGAIN WITH NATIONAL PRODUCT AND SOME DUDE NAMED CHRIS K FROM NSYNC AND PS JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE BETTER BE THERE BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE ASHLEY EAT SHIT AND DIE. HAHAHA.
BYEBYIFAX