You're a bunch of dressed up fucking rats.

[broman911m]

What do you do when you wake up in the morning naked, at a girls house (in which you've snuck into), with her mom in front of you screaming, flipping out, and threatening to call the cops? You do what I did this morning. Casually put on your clothes, and walk out. I'll put some details tomorrow.

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[aperfectletdown]

that could be the most amazing thing i've heard all day.