2 cds

[bromanteau]

pretty damn sure takin care of toddlers aint part of my contract
whatever
hey kids look i made a comic
it has spongebob, patrick, bright colors and everythin

Comments

[hatespuberty]

You realize half the kids here won't know who that is.

[hatespuberty]

It's not a dumb question! You haven't taught me anything about irony so how am I supposed to know?!

[bromanteau]

you are supposed to add two and two together young lady
do i need to give you a crash course about math or what

[hatespuberty]

So what? Two and two won't equal four because it's ironic?

[bromanteau]

no it would equal four
because THATS ironic

[hatespuberty]

[inkblots. still not getting]

[bromanteau]

how exactly was that hard to get
its ironic cuz youre not gettin irony
so you decided to go for an answer that was different from what you were expectin
and essentially it became what you were expecting
so its four because its the opposite of what you were expecting

[hatespuberty]

Ask me another.

[bromanteau]

its situational
cant just think of something randomly
that would beat the point of bein clever and using convoluted metaphors

[hatespuberty]

Lame.

[bromanteau]

fine ok just have a lameass riddle
i mean its not like i have better things to do or anythin
how many letters are there in the alphabet

[hatespuberty]

Five.

[bromanteau]

thats one of the many ok ironic answers for that question
good job kid youre mediocre
but the better answer would be eleven

[hatespuberty]

Why?

[bromanteau]

do i have to to explain every ironic joke to you
explaining things negates every humor anything has ever had
thats why most teachers are boring fucks
especially history of magic teachers
cuz they explain why hitlers dick is so serious
instead of just makin offensive nazi jokes
jfc this is elementary shit
you best be takin notes