4 incredibly shitty raps - VOICE

[bromanteau]

[At the godawful hour of five AM, there's the sound of turntables getting ready for a rap.]

Gather around kids, Bro Strider's got a story to tell,
About how a little girl's life got tossed in a well,
It's relatable, debatable, and fucking inspiring,
A big, neon green sign preaching an important life warning,
About alcohol, the fuckers that endorse them

Comments

[dofaye]

And your point is?

[bromanteau]

inspiration is a bitch that wants to suck my cock at 5am

[dofaye]

Lovely, but you could be inspired more quietly.

[bromanteau]

inspiration is like a firework bro
it inevitably massacres various body parts like ears cuz it just does not give a fuck