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[broody_manpire]

Dear Santa (yeah, yeah I know I'm late),

Only want one thing.

Make me human for an hour so I can take my white ass to Bora Bora.

Love,

Angel

Comments

[2ndsouledvamp]

Santa's miracles involve circling the globe in one night to give toys to the tots, you twit, not giving makeovers to the chronically boring.

[broody_manpire]

I'm sorry are we talking about me or you? I get so easily confused when the phrase chronically boring comes out and you are always there when it happens.

[2ndsouledvamp]

Sure. Take a leg up on my insult. Might help you to see over that colossal sense of self-importance.

[moral__terror]

Capable of destroying all of his enemies (of which there were many) he fought valiantly against his nature and denied himself the taste of human blood. Though his heart grew weak with unrequited love his soul burned brighter.