my birthday is in 5 days!

[brookiereject4]

Well today I had to sit around at my aunt's house with her church friends and all of them just happened to have daughters my age and all of the daughters just happened to weigh 70 pounds and be perfectly tan and all have those big sunglasses with the two C's on the sides and all just happened to stare at me the entire time and all just happened to

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[squeezemehere]

i had to be around a bunch of tan, skinny bitches in bikinis today, too. i feel your pain. ...bitches.

Depressed Much?

[vandelayinc]

Um, god that's kind of depressing. Geez.
Well, at least you can look forward to your birthday, right?

Mark

[cloakofnonsense]

well...your birthday is going to be AWESOME, and if there are any tan skinny bitches around, we can just kick their asses, because it's your birthday, and you can do what you want.

so there.