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[brookiereject4]

You know when you've been jumping on and off a step for an hour and a half and the two soccer moms on either side of you are all doped up on protein shakes and metabolic steroids and cocaine and the instructor's ponytail is bouncing up and down and her HIGHLY necessary workout makeup hasn't run at all and her skin is the perfect shade of char-

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[creepo18]

handguns, sweetheart, no energy required
haha
i know how you feel- our strength building coach is like that

[arcane_euphoria]

...you should write a book. i'd buy it.