Someone here just said “this is serious”
To which I replied “we will make you delirious”
He had no idea what I was on about, and that was the last thing I remember.
I woke up 20 minutes later after watching a buzz of retro videos on you tube.

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STARSHINE BURLESQUE Presents:
I *pastie* NY
A Burlesque A love/hate story


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It's not a good sign at all when you call tech support and ask:
"I was told to speak with someone in the _____ department, is this the _____ department?"
and they guy says
"unfortunately, it is."
wow.

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STARSHINE BURLESQUE Presents:

EXOTIC WORLD BENEFIT

A Burlesque Benefit to Raise Money & Awareness for Exotic World USA


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Sqeeeel
I’ma so excited to premier my new act this weekend at "THE BAWDY HOUSE", its so HUGE, I feel like I’ma gunna cream myself.
Oh, was that a hint? Hrrrrm could beeeeeee.
Eeeeeee

get the hell out of my head
if I keep reading and find a strip about flying fish roe...