The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on

[brookswashere]

Today’s entry opens with Marvelous Mark - my derelict roommate - sobbing like a baby because his girlfriend cheated on him . . . . . . .with another girl. I could go into details but you’ve already heard the best part

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so was curtis.

[anonymous]

this Casey's lady . . . she wouldn't happen to look like some negligent parent grew their baby in a glass box? (see exhibit a: HERE.)

i hear she hits on my Pops and even knows his credit card expiration date by heart, i guess to flatter him. he refers to her as "Snaggletooth," and if that's the lady then i think you'd understand why.

and kickball sucks freeze tag's black dick.

"Back and to the left"

[anonymous]

Haha this is quite possibly the worst paper I've ever written in my entire life. At this point I don't even care anymore. I want to get this done and over with so I can turn it in to Mr."I can relate to kids because I had two die on me." What an asshole.

-Matt