When the sunshine don't work, the good Lord bring the rain in

[brookswashere]

If my life is anything like the Truman Show, in that everyone around me is set to do a specific task during the day to make everything seem more real, those that are in charge took today off. To put it candidly, things today were a bit out of whack

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it's JR!

[anonymous]

Yeah, you forgot the part where Emilys ass was in this beautiful strangers face, and also the part where Reed (more stoned then a church in England) says to Mark "Hey, dude! Pick up that chair, thats a party no no" God bless Reed, the only voice of reason through out this whole ordeal. I am now a better person for living through seeing a girl being raped wearing 3d glasses. Yup, we live in a backward world, where the whites are rich, and the blacks are black. Peace!

[in_bad_taste]

that is quite possibly the greatest story ever told and JR, your picture is priceless. Kevin invited me over earlier but being the square I am I had to decline and do homework. I can honestly say that this is the biggest regret of my life.

sleepless in seattle,
Matt

glubble glubble

[anonymous]

hello, i am one of Mark's sperm. i live on your shower floor where i have survived for weeks on water and Pert Plus scraps. i saw the whole thing this evening - Mark and Emily were playing "Lollipop Capture Coo-Koo" in here again as usual, when Mark accidentally punched Emily in the face and she ran downstairs upset.

that is all i know. i may be a haploid organism, but at least i knew better than to aim for that particular puss-puss patch and live here on the floor.

glubble glubble toil and trouble

[brookswashere]

hahaha, funny thing is, that's not too far from the truth.

JCW

[anonymous]

(declaimed in a raspy, high pitched voice) That's it! I'm sick and tired of missing this shit....I'm transferring to Western!!!!!!