I'm funnier when I'm wet and cold

[brookswashere]

PART I: BREADSTICKS AND AUTOGRAPHS It’s 2 AM Saturday morning. I just now realize that I need a cooler for the weekend. Though I wanted to go to bed early, I have no other choice but to run to Wal-Mart and pick a cheap one up. Just as I’m about to get in my car I see a cooler sitting on the neighbor’s deck. Though I would ordinarily ask for

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mr. mcfeeley likes big packages

[anonymous]

stop this teasing! brraaaffg

fade to black, roll credits and hilarious outtake reel

[anonymous]

brilliant, dude. your magnum opus is complete.

meow meow

[anonymous]

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The Kids

[anonymous]

Jo, Mother's Day has come and gone and I've received no card from Bernadette and Jeff. Not only am I beginning to question your abilities as a parent, I'm seriously starting to doubt the existence of our children. What's the deal?

Cue "Cats in the Cradle"

[brookswashere]

Perhaps this is the thanks we get for naming one of our sons Bernadette. That or they are a bit upset at the fact that we sold a picture of them at the St. Paul rummage sale for a quarter. Take your pick.

[magnum_slash]

"Nothing of particular interest to someone who wasn’t there, but a rather decent anecdote for those who were."

Not true. I laughed my ass off.