here we go again

[brooksy7]

ok, so im gonna try and type this whole story again.. Monday night, i come home from hockey practice, and to my behest, i see tris, dave, amanda, and noah at my kitchen table drinking..shit.. yup i gotta catch up. so i join them at the table and start to take shots. we're all getting drunk while noah tells us the story of the phantom puker.. it was

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[slopecarver]

Memories... rolling your naked, vomit-soaked self into the tub and drowning you in the shower. Man, it wasn't even YOUR b-day ;-)
Poor Noah

[ex_savages926]

Yes, nothing more joyous than walking into a puke-filled bathroom, noticing mark in a tub filled with urine and vomit with his flacid penis dancing about at the top of it. Totally what I had hoped to enjoy before the night was over. I'll take 5am visits to the ER over that again ANY day. :D

[slopecarver]

lol
the visuals you're imposing on people are cruel and unwelcomed

...at least I didn't have to dress him

[hattrickpro]

dare I ask who had to brave the horror of that task?

[brooksy7]

SOMEONE COMMENT ON THE FUCKING KID ON A LEASH!!!

hahahah

[xsaryx]

A kid on a leash!
hahahahahahahahahahah