Ninth Hunt

[broomscankill]

[Filtered from females]Alright, I'm going to let you guys in on a trade secret. This has worked great for me with a 99% success rate if it's not a girl from your House

Comments

[puckinyourmom]

That's dumb.

[broomscankill]

It's only dumb to people who don't have the skill to pull it off.

[puckinyourmom]

Or you could just straight-up say, "we should get it on," you're not wasting time looking like a tool, and you don't have to lie.

Plus, nobody would believe me if I said I got stood up.

[broomscankill]

That only works with easy girls. Besides, what's wrong with a little lie?

That's why you don't do it to people you know.

[manlychester]

Dean. No.

[ Bad dog. ]

[broomscankill]

What? You've seen it work with me.

[manlychester]

...I know, but it shouldn't! You shouldn't be teaching your students how to take advantage of girls! Especially the ones nice enough to fall for that!

[broomscankill]

You're still upset that I stole your date this way that one year, aren't you?

[bitterpresent]

That's... unnecessarily manipulative, and a bit unfair to women.

[broomscankill]

Kid, girls manipulate too.

[bitterpresent]

What do you mean?

[broomscankill]

Everyone does it. It's not just a guy thing.

[yukimi_mama]

[broomscankill]

Hey, you could try this.

[yukimi_mama]

No thanks. I'll watch you.

[hechizar]

That seems kinda like a trick...

[broomscankill]

It's only kind of one.

[hechizar]

It doesn't really seem like something you should be doing at your age!!