that's what i want

Jun 17, 2004 23:01

ladies, gentlemen, and undecided ( Read more... )

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cordelia_speaks June 18 2004, 08:33:37 UTC
That was truly inspiring, O wise sage of poverty.

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On the flip side... tczinder June 18 2004, 17:22:38 UTC
...you have a bitchin' apartment, furnished far better than anyone else's, stylish clothes that make you the envy of...well...me, an awesome job (you're the freakin' manager - take a day off), and an education that is the envy of many. So, you want to talk poor? Try having $1200 in your checking account one day, and $28 in it two days later. Welcome to the real world. Take a seat.

And why in the world do you not return your pop cans? You are being a complete moron. I'm so desparate for money that I look on the street as I walk toward my car to see if anyone's change has fallen out of their pockets. I swear I've made like over $3 doing this.

Anyway, enough of "Pick on Brooks Day". When are you comin' over? I been tellin' you that you gotsta getcher hind end over here and see my borin' new software! Just kiddin'

Later bro.

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Re: On the flip side... broox380 June 18 2004, 18:57:01 UTC
i take mondays off. and i leave early on wednesday.

just for the record.

and truly poor people don't understand that you need to use an apostrophe to stand in for the missing "g" in verbs ending in "-ing," so you should, if you are properly poor, quit doin that. note the correct "doin."

wrong: doing
right: doin

so can it czinder, you're not poor enough yet.

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anonymous June 18 2004, 18:58:14 UTC
I have not ever read any thing funnier than that. Ever. Funnier. I laughed for foreverandever.

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