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[brosia]

Ugh, why doesn't our downstairs neighbour just die already?

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[jenngo]

ouch...

[brosia]

We keep getting complaints about noise (and I know exactly why we got it this week: I kept going to bed while stuff was still in my bed and it would fall to the floor. That happened twice.) Like, just fuck off. It's not like I'm having boot sex.

[kingofthule]

I feel for you. They probably are old and cranky, and have nothing better to do with their lives. But boot sex? Not that you're having it, but what is it?

[frederick0t6]

Maybe it would involve pulling off one's boots, in a dramatic fashion, and then tossing them onto the floor. Perhaps the sounds of particularly heavy or bulky footwear crashing to the floor could somehow be exciting in that way. Or perhaps jumping up and down while wearing boots?

[preacher_quint]

Because the cats would get into their apartment, strip the meat from their bones and develop a taste for human flesh.

That said, if your life is going to be a remake of a b-movie, it might as well be Night Of A Thousand Cats...

[brosia]

No Mere thousand cats could eat the flesh of those peoples!