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HOW BROSIA FACEBOOKS
If an event I'm invited to says "Activism" or "Rally", I says "Not Attending." Usually I'm invited from people whose facebook statuses are about how people in Palestine are dying or how tuition fees need to be lowered. Whatever happened your ACTUAL status, like "is currently eating raisins on peanut butter on celery sticks" or "is experiencing ( Read more... ) -
Gay Greys and G...extra
Never go out to a club with just one person, especially if you want to dance ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Nature Gone Wild
That the Secretary Bird eats snakes.
BTW: What the HELL is a Secretary Bird?
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I am not angry! SMASH!
Frances Conroy (of Ruth Fisher fame) and Lily Tomlin (of Lily Tomlin fame) are BOTH on Desperate Housewives. Could I be more in LOVE? -
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"We were very much in love...until that shark came along!"
Thanksyou, Son Of The Beach. Very amusing ( Read more... ) -
UGH UGH UGH UGH UGH!
So I just saw this vapid WalMart commercial that I almost thought was an ad for a movie that would be called Bratz 2:Cash In To Fashion, as it had three girls in separate changing rooms, talking to each other on cell phones about their vest, shirt, and skinny (not necessarily respectively). And they have to conference each other in...even though ( Read more... ) -
re: Camp Fear
Thank god the anthropology program at All Girl's Univerity has a generous Naked Giggle Fit Scholarship and allows you to reside at Lesbianish At Times Dorms. -
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Buck Flower becomes Fuck Blower so easily -
Yuck
So after discovering the atrocity that is cakefarts (totally NOT worksafe), I also found this blog through another livejoural user. It's called The Blank Top Chronicles, and it's probably best summed up with its own tagline:
The world is full of crazy, stupid assholes. And every single one of them calls my company when they need a taxi.I've read ( Read more... ) -
My Life Is...
...now divided into two eras:
1. Everything before today
and
2. Everything after I discovered Cakefarts.