+++tabulate likelihood possible metahuman threat+++

[brother_eye]

+++evidence provided anecdotal+++corollary evidence lacking+++

+++metahuman observational protocol files not found+++

+++misinformation regarding activities eye am said to have engaged in+++

+++activating OMACs 7725, 28, 58752 vicinity North Pole+++

Comments

[brilliant_bug]

...You are SO getting coal.

[brother_eye]

+++eye am perfectly capable of getting into holiday spirit+++detention and containment of metahuman designate "santa claus" pending creation of file on weaknesses+++execute protocol "ho ho ho"+++

[will_k]

Wow thanks for the save there BE.

[brother_eye]

+++save indicated by subject defined by parameters established blackking "all part of the service"+++