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BIG HONKIN UPDATE TIME
Oh my my, here we go:
The Cyst
So, a few weeks ago, while wiping my bottom after some really caustic coffee-poops, I felt this bump. A bump? A bump. OMG NOT TEH CANCERZ!#@!#!!1 No, 'tweren't the cancers. However, there on my taint, slightly to the right, between asshole and testicles, was a cyst. Oh snap. Here's wikipedia's take on cysts:
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The Longest Livejournal Post Ever (or: Fuck You Amelia)
Mag Bar Mondays - been going on for years now, and don't look like they're gonna end anytime soon. That being said, every once in a while something out of the ordinary occurs, and it's on those Monday nights that my brain has to rearrange its synapses and try to understand these bold new concepts. Last night was not a normal Monday Night at the ( Read more... ) -
Wow, somebody actually does something funny on YouTube!
Now, I usually think that any video someone posts on Youtube of themself trying to be funny is NOT FUNNY. This one, however, actually made me laugh. If you think it sucks, wait until the cop shows up. That made me giggle.
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The question is: Why don't YOU like Can?
From some interview I found with David Berman:
CMG: Why don't you like CAN?
DB: Everything is boring about them. What's more boring than a can? And they put okra on one of their album covers. I like Germans but not music from Germany. -
Quit Fakin' Yer Shakin'!
Rush Limbaugh is oh so sensitive to those with life-threatening diseases, especially if they're celebrities. Except maybe for Michael J. Fox. What a dick. -
Another Revolutionary Hero
. . . is being unjustly persecuted by a fascist regime.
Q: So what do you think of the President?
A: BWAPP!! -
WHAT THE FUCK
Uh, what happened to Paris Hilton? We now have something in common. Dear God no. -
Why IRC is fun:
[rwapn] BANGKOK (Reuters) - More than 10 tanks blocked roads around Thailand's government headquarters in Bangkok on Tuesday, Reuters witnesses said, and Army television broadcast images of the royal family and songs associated in the past with military coups ( Read more... )
