BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS INTO A MEME

[plznot33]

 THIS BETTER LAST ALL DAY OR I'M KICKING SOME BITCHES >:<

WELCOME TO ~*BROFLIRTS*~
The newest singles club to his this reality television network! It's a club, so, obviously there's a dance floor. A bar, fully stocked with tons of ~*hip, and totally hot singles*~ crowded around getting drunk. To the side are both public and private rooms, both of

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[plznot33]

[Sitting at the bar. Feeling flirty. Drinking a chinese food beer.]

[reallyiscrazy]

Well hello there.

[Sips his own beer and takes the seat next to Danny.]

[plznot33]

[Grins against his beer.]

I should've known you would be my first guest tonight.

[reallyiscrazy]

I'm just too predictable, huh?

[bearmytorch]

[ Did.

Someone.

Say flirt???

KYLE'S SO THERE. Nursing his beer, standing near the dance flo'. Don't let him dance please. He's really embarrassing when he dances. ]

[plznot33]

[Is next to you, chilling. Watching the dancers. Sipping his beer.]

[bearmytorch]

[just bobbing his head as they play NIN, loves that band. looks over at Danny]

Hey! I didn't see you there.

[plznot33]

[Danny smiles at him, takes a sip of his beer.]

You might as well dance, you know.

[militarytail]

[ come one, come all! Meet the guy who wrote the book on old and lame pickup lines! ]

[jizzesfire]

[Hello]

[militarytail]

Hello.

[jizzesfire]

[Waggles...

eyebrows...?]

[jizzesfire]

[IS THE BARTENDER]

[GUESS WHAT'S IN ALL THE DRINKS?]

[reallyiscrazy]

[Jason can get used to this. He's leaning against the bar and drinking his beer. Watching everyone around him.]

[jizzesfire]

YOUR BEER LOOKS VERY EMPTY. WOULD YOU LIKE A REFILL?

[Cleaning a glass with a rag]

[reallyiscrazy]

. . .

[Looks to the glass then to Mara and shrugs]

Sure, why the hell not.

[jizzesfire]

[Slips in a roofie]