it would be awesome if a really hot, really cool chick would stalk me.

blah blah blah

DESTROY

blah blah blah.. i'm bored

so, was it me....?

...probably, im only surprised that it took this long....

ha, i think its kinda funny...

i think i like myself better without alcohol.... school is a little harder, though....

5 essays completed. life is good. now what to do...

why do you consume all of my waking hours?
this isnt even a class i need for my degree...what the fuck?

ever heard that song, im in love with a stripper? yeah dude she was way hot, but i dont fall in love. i did give her my number, though. does that make me a creepy weirdo?

i am so fucking happy, almost nothing could make this day better

i need a kilt.

then my life might be complete.