hooray for survey
maybe somebody actually reads these and comments for once but perhaps not so i guess we'll find out?
1. You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station?
jerky
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
I wonder what the porpoise of this question is, aside fromlatching onto our conciousness like a remora
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
right now? justine because without her my quest to get matteri a girlfriend would have failed
4. What do you order when you're at an IHOP?
I've never been to an IHOP
5. Last book you read?
Locked in The Cabinet by Robert B. Reich(Clinton's first Secretary of Labor)
6. Have you made out with anyone on your friend's list?
NO
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
It's so hard to choose...................................................................................................................................................since thay all look the same
8. Describe the last time you were injured:
Last week I fractured my thumb when I reached up over my head... right into the rapidly moving fan that i forgot was there
9. Of all your friends, with whom would you want to be stuck in the middle of a jungle?
Maria... small enough to be easily portable... and yet big enough to provide at least a few meals
10. Are there any odd things that make you feel uncomfortable?
dancing in public
11. Are there any weird things that turn you on?
by definition the opposite sex is wierd right?
12. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
a pic of my kittens
13. Soda?
HyperJolt Limeade (only available in ireland)
14. Flavor of pudding?
tapioca(american definition)/black(british definition)
15. What type of shirt are you wearing?
college t-shirt
16. Prescription medication?
effexor... it's a dopamine booster
17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be?
zipline
18. When is the next time you will be having sex?
probably sometime in college unless i get a girlfriend this summer
19. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
all
20. What are you listening to right now?
Crazy Train by Carbon Leaf
21. Most recent movie you've watched in a theater?
Waitress, with Kari Rusell and Nathan Fillion(mal)
22. If you invent one thing, what would it be?
an alarm capable of waking me up
23. Name a boss you had the hots for:
Quinn, my old boss at zooteens 2 years ago
24. What's your favorite town?
Portland/NYC/Dublin/London all tied
25. Favorite kind of cake?
papa haydn's coconut cake
26. What's the first word that comes to mind right now?
thespis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27. When was the last time you saw your mom in person?
mother's day(hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...if you wanna know i'll tell ya later)
28. Who got you to join Myspace?
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29. What did you have for dinner LAST NIGHT?
Home made chinese orange glazed chicken
30. How long have you been at your current job?
6 years
31. Is Tom on your friends list?
Who?
32. What's the last thing you said out loud?
houdini get the fuck off the kitchen counter you stupid fuzzball
33. Look to your left, what do you see?
remodeling debris
34. Who is the last person who spent $100 on you?
me
35. Who's your favorite tennis player?
alberto fedrigati(fictional player)
36. When was your last real kiss?
about two years ago... (goddamn i need a new girlfriend)
37. What's the last piece of clothing you bought?
a trench coat for ben and some high heels for mari for my show
38. Go into your text message outbox on your phone. Who was the last person you texted and what does it say?
where are you? (to my dad)
PART II
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
wait the water is supposed to be on?
2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?
what is this shampoo you speak of?
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence comercials?
no but i usually snore since i'm frequently still asleep
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
yes but it was at a pool and bathingsuits were worn(sadly)
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
no siblings
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
no
7.) Have you ever dropped the soap on your foot?
wait i have soap?
8.) How old do you look?
"mommy who's that old homeless guy"(small child pointing at me)
9.) How old do you act?
about 9
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Western Justice Town-by The Indulger
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
deviantart
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
sleep
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
open
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
yeah, two words, owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww pain!
15) Have you ever been snowboarding?
Nope.
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
probably the bosun
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
no
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
no
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
speck(cured italian ham), branstons pickle preserves,baobab tree seed pods,lemon tree seeds, montelcino brunello(italian wine)
20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive?
no but a piano does
21.) Do you live in a city with a good sport team?
go lumberjax
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
yeah that really good garlic stuff
23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
about 45
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
about 2/3
25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
oh, definitely enemies, by a mile
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
never, everyone has a personal responsibility to take the consequences of their words as much as their actions
27) Can you fix your own car?
does a flat tire count?
28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
Yeah...
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
definitely better at keeping raw data memorized but smarter? i'd say we are all pretty even.
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friend?
NO!
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
No.
32.) Have you ever been fucked over?
Fucked over, yeah, damn you uber long IB tests of doom
33.) Do you like the smell of beer?
No.
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
Both.
35.) Given anything to charity?
yeah i make yearly donations to some of organizations that i'm attached to
36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
since i'm aiming to be a vet this is a little awkward, my first choice would be to save the dog, but sometimes euthanasia is the right thing to do
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
sometimes?
38.) Do you live with your parents?
with my dad fulltime for 3 more months then off to college i go
39.) Do you have plans for your future?!
plans, what kind of anal retentive jew would i be without plans?
1. You have 10 bucks and need to buy snacks at a gas station?
jerky
2. If you had to be reincarnated as some sort of sea dwelling creature, what would you be?
I wonder what the porpoise of this question is, aside fromlatching onto our conciousness like a remora
3. Who's your favorite redhead?
right now? justine because without her my quest to get matteri a girlfriend would have failed
4. What do you order when you're at an IHOP?
I've never been to an IHOP
5. Last book you read?
Locked in The Cabinet by Robert B. Reich(Clinton's first Secretary of Labor)
6. Have you made out with anyone on your friend's list?
NO
7. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
It's so hard to choose...................................................................................................................................................since thay all look the same
8. Describe the last time you were injured:
Last week I fractured my thumb when I reached up over my head... right into the rapidly moving fan that i forgot was there
9. Of all your friends, with whom would you want to be stuck in the middle of a jungle?
Maria... small enough to be easily portable... and yet big enough to provide at least a few meals
10. Are there any odd things that make you feel uncomfortable?
dancing in public
11. Are there any weird things that turn you on?
by definition the opposite sex is wierd right?
12. What is the wallpaper on your cell phone?
a pic of my kittens
13. Soda?
HyperJolt Limeade (only available in ireland)
14. Flavor of pudding?
tapioca(american definition)/black(british definition)
15. What type of shirt are you wearing?
college t-shirt
16. Prescription medication?
effexor... it's a dopamine booster
17. If you could use only one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be?
zipline
18. When is the next time you will be having sex?
probably sometime in college unless i get a girlfriend this summer
19. How many people on your list do you know in real life?
all
20. What are you listening to right now?
Crazy Train by Carbon Leaf
21. Most recent movie you've watched in a theater?
Waitress, with Kari Rusell and Nathan Fillion(mal)
22. If you invent one thing, what would it be?
an alarm capable of waking me up
23. Name a boss you had the hots for:
Quinn, my old boss at zooteens 2 years ago
24. What's your favorite town?
Portland/NYC/Dublin/London all tied
25. Favorite kind of cake?
papa haydn's coconut cake
26. What's the first word that comes to mind right now?
thespis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27. When was the last time you saw your mom in person?
mother's day(hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...if you wanna know i'll tell ya later)
28. Who got you to join Myspace?
NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29. What did you have for dinner LAST NIGHT?
Home made chinese orange glazed chicken
30. How long have you been at your current job?
6 years
31. Is Tom on your friends list?
Who?
32. What's the last thing you said out loud?
houdini get the fuck off the kitchen counter you stupid fuzzball
33. Look to your left, what do you see?
remodeling debris
34. Who is the last person who spent $100 on you?
me
35. Who's your favorite tennis player?
alberto fedrigati(fictional player)
36. When was your last real kiss?
about two years ago... (goddamn i need a new girlfriend)
37. What's the last piece of clothing you bought?
a trench coat for ben and some high heels for mari for my show
38. Go into your text message outbox on your phone. Who was the last person you texted and what does it say?
where are you? (to my dad)
PART II
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
wait the water is supposed to be on?
2.) Do you read the labels on the shampoo bottle?
what is this shampoo you speak of?
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence comercials?
no but i usually snore since i'm frequently still asleep
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
yes but it was at a pool and bathingsuits were worn(sadly)
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
no siblings
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
no
7.) Have you ever dropped the soap on your foot?
wait i have soap?
8.) How old do you look?
"mommy who's that old homeless guy"(small child pointing at me)
9.) How old do you act?
about 9
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Western Justice Town-by The Indulger
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
deviantart
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
sleep
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
open
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
yeah, two words, owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww pain!
15) Have you ever been snowboarding?
Nope.
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
probably the bosun
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
no
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
no
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
speck(cured italian ham), branstons pickle preserves,baobab tree seed pods,lemon tree seeds, montelcino brunello(italian wine)
20.) Does playing a guitar make someone more attractive?
no but a piano does
21.) Do you live in a city with a good sport team?
go lumberjax
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
yeah that really good garlic stuff
23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
about 45
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
about 2/3
25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
oh, definitely enemies, by a mile
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
never, everyone has a personal responsibility to take the consequences of their words as much as their actions
27) Can you fix your own car?
does a flat tire count?
28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
Yeah...
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
definitely better at keeping raw data memorized but smarter? i'd say we are all pretty even.
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friend?
NO!
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
No.
32.) Have you ever been fucked over?
Fucked over, yeah, damn you uber long IB tests of doom
33.) Do you like the smell of beer?
No.
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
Both.
35.) Given anything to charity?
yeah i make yearly donations to some of organizations that i'm attached to
36.) Would you kill a dog for $1000?
since i'm aiming to be a vet this is a little awkward, my first choice would be to save the dog, but sometimes euthanasia is the right thing to do
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
sometimes?
38.) Do you live with your parents?
with my dad fulltime for 3 more months then off to college i go
39.) Do you have plans for your future?!
plans, what kind of anal retentive jew would i be without plans?