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[browncoatrebel]

Jesus, I think I might need to notify the Department of Defense about Jean-Luc's farts. I'm pretty sure they qualify as some kind of chemical weapon, maybe even WMD's. My GOD, dog! Could you maybe leave me some oxygen? Better not strike any matches, or it could get explosive.

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[raspel]

lmfao!

we used to joke about shipping my beagle damien off to enemy territory; his farts could suffocate everyone within a 5 mile radius.

[redxcrosse]

I WILL FILL OUT A CBRN REPORT IMMEDIATELY