Old Lady Joke

[browneyedgirlwv]

Keep in mind that my Uncle Jim who is a very strict Southern Baptist told me this

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Two Old Ladies

[navare8]

A man walked into a drugstore owned by "two old Ladies",the man inquired of one the old Ladies, "what can you give me for a perpetual erection"the old Lady said ,please,give me a moment to check with my sister,the original old Lady was back within several minutes with a broad smile on face and said,my sister wants to know if $5000 and the title to the drug store would be enough!!! Hardeharhar!!! Have you heard the one about the nymphomaniac eyetalian woman?now stop me if you've heard this,no?sure?o.k.she couldn't let a dago by.Get it,she couldn't let a dago by!!!!!!Yuk,Yuk,Yuk,Yuk,...Irish Bill...

Re: Two Old Ladies

[navare8]

Hi Browneyed Girl,I forgot a couple of things,first I'm a second generation Irishman,second my father was a coal miner in W.Va during the depression years,yes he and my mother were here legally,they were "sponsored" by my two uncles who owned a bar in Boston,the rest is a loooong story,third,is there ANY OTHER KIND of BAPTIST except A VERY "STRICT"BAPTIST???...Irish Bill...P.S.Van Morrison,(the Irish Rocker who popularized,and I think wrote Brown Eyed Girl)has a GREAT C.D. out by the name of "Magic Moments," I have a three dollar word for myself ,its audiophile,I think it means I like Music!!!! I have over 600 C.D.,S its obscene!!! Check "Amazon" for "Bertie Higgins" (Key Largo)I LOVE that C.D.!!!...Irish Bill...Did you hear the one about the two old maids who decided to live together for economic reasons,one of the old maids said "if we are going to live together i think we best be frank with each other",to which the other old lady replied its fine with me,I''ll be Frank tonight and you be Frank tomorrow night!!!These are the jokes

Re: Two Old Ladies

[navare8]

Hi Browneyed girl,I forgot a couple of things,first I'm a second generation Irishman,second my father was a coal miner in Wva during the depression years,yes he and my mother were here legally,they were "sponsored" by my two uncles who owned a bar in Boston,the rest is a loooong story,thiird,is there ANYOTHER KIND of BAPIST except A VERY "STRICT"BAPIST???...Irish Bill...P.S.Van Morrison,(the Irish Rocker who popularised Brown Eyed Girl)has a GREAT C.D. out by the name of "Magic Moments" I have three dollar word for myself ,its audiophile,I think it means I like Music!!!! I have over 600 C.D.,S its obscene!!! Check "Amazon" for "Bertie Higgins" (Key Largo)ILOVE that C.D.!!!

The Mispoken

[navare8]

Hi Beg,I suddenly realized I should have said FIRST GENERATION Irish American!!! We're talkin' Stuck on Stupid here!!!---...Irish Bill....