Comments | browneyegirl: lol i got this off the Girlfriends Website

browneyegirl

lol i got this off the Girlfriends Website

Mar 01, 2005 02:25

· A Real Girlfriend will help you plan your wedding even if you don't have a boyfriend yet.

· A Real Girlfriend tapes "Oprah" for you whenever Denzel is on.

· A Real Girlfriend will give you a play-by-play of "All My Children" when your VCR is broken.

· A Real Girlfriend always has emergency lotion in case of ashy knees.

· A Real Girlfriend won't ( Read more... )

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dancer_in_pink March 1 2005, 16:29:22 UTC

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kezzyfromuk March 1 2005, 17:31:16 UTC

haha Real Girlfriend always has emergency lotion in case of ashy knees.

This one is truly shameful.
· A Real Girlfriend will accompany you while you drive by his house ... again.
Now i'm not even going to go there on how many hours we spent stalking certain people, and driving past their apartments dressed in black, late at night!!

browneyegirl March 1 2005, 22:23:20 UTC

lol...good times ha ha. but the lotion is true. how bout one of the fb players had ashy ankles it was shameful, Cynthia wanted to give him some lotion.

xsourxsugar March 1 2005, 20:27:58 UTC

those are soo cute!

browneyegirl March 1 2005, 22:23:53 UTC

i know, when i read those i just laughed.

xsourxsugar March 1 2005, 23:31:13 UTC

yeah they're funny too!!

colormescared March 1 2005, 22:03:31 UTC

· A Real Girlfriend will lend you one of her eggs -- and we're not talking dairy here.

hahahahahahaha amazingggggggggggg

<3<3<3

browneyegirl March 1 2005, 22:26:03 UTC

ha ha, i was just thinking about you today. i would lend you one of mine if you needed it lol.

xlaulenax March 2 2005, 19:26:45 UTC

kimberly. you know that i'd tell you if you had something hanging out of your nose. that's why i'm here.

A Real Girlfriend will tell you that you look like Halle Berry when you really look like Chuck Berry.

that's love.

p.s. lol check out that site that you got invited to. me and britty checked it out LMAO. it's great. go have a look, it's worth a laugh.

xcityxlightsx March 3 2005, 06:10:12 UTC

yeah i checked out the site too. all i've got to say is wow...WOW! that's really sad!! it did give me a good laugh too though! let's start one of our own guys!! we can rate people and tell them how ugly they look!!!

browneyegirl March 3 2005, 15:48:19 UTC

Thanks Lauren, I know you would too. Yea I looked at it, i'm like wow.