Professor: "I'm taking a trip south"
Girl in my class: "Like to california?"
Professor: "Farther South"
Girl: "Oh, you mean like Alaska?"

1 minute later... different girl...

Girl 1: "What's the date?"
Girl 2: "It's 6:20"

How to tell who wins in an argument:

After watching plenty of youtube, talking to people, and listening to NPR I have come up with the ultimate test to see who is wrong in a deabte. Whoever is the faster and louder talker is wrong. The end.

I totally want one!

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Where's the fucking professional courtesy of calling people to let them know they didn't get the job. I can understand at places like subway and the such but when you go into a 500 Fortune subsidery and the interview goes well they should have the decency of calling you back to tell you they went with someone else.

What is this? Fucking

Today I deleted someone from my AIM buddy list just for the reason that their name didn't "flow" with all the others

I don't care who you are going to vote for, how cynical you are about politics but you owe it yourself to watch this. This is a very subtle but powerful speech. It's a speech about that needs to be said. Watch the whole thing and I promise you you will have your perception at least slightly changed.

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It's not that I hate my life, it's that I hate everything about it.

No, but seriously I hate that this I'm so busy.

I now don't know how to spell token. Thank you very much whoever-you-fucking-are-who-I-know-must-be-an-author-and-probably-fantasy-related

So I made some comment to this girl who sits next to me in my poli sci class last class. Like she was saying something to someone about how it sucks to play softball int he rain. And all I said was "Why?". She then confirmed with me I was in another one of her classes, and how she hopes that the project we each got assigned sucks. I agreed. So the ( Read more... )

So I've had a really busy day today. My mom has to go to Boston for the next few days so my sister can get some advanced tests, which leaves me in charge of the family business until she returns, Thursday. Last night I was up until 1 working on a power point presentation that I ended up not even having to present today. I had to get up at 7AM to ( Read more... )