"uh, uh, sorry but you aint my type"

[bruce_rerun]

I'm gonna keep it simple. So there's this girl who wants to have sex with me but she aint pretty at all. She has like a mustache and she's really sluty acting, I know she aint sluty cause no one would want to fuck her but damn she was all throwing herself at me. I'll admit it made me really uncomfortable cause i was in my room with my roommate and

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[loveandwhispers]

watch out when your alone...asleep...thats when the crazy ones come after you...and the next thing u know, ur not a virgin anymore :P hahah...uh..unless you wernt one to begin with but u get it :P hahahaha lates!

[new_thrash08]

Uh-oh....Bruce is about to have a creepy stalker! Haha, just kidding. :)

-Steph

[ashtray_08]

o and u didn't invite me DICK!