omg... i'm writing math songs...

[bruce_sju]

Either it's the stats in the air, or the decision to prepare for it in the MathSoc office... :S

At any rate, we just tried writing a song for the Exponential Distribution...

Yes I'm a dork, please don't slap me too hard...

Comments

[anonymous]

I wrote one of those, but I forget how it goes.

[tasha_dragoun]

If you didn't want to be slapped, then why the hell did you write about it? Honestly!

SLAP!!!!!!!

[bruce_sju]

to distract myself from stats... ironically i wrote about writing a song about stats... but *shrugs*

at least I didn't post it for you :P

[anonymous]

Make a song to the tune of

Yesterday I bought a gun
To kill the ghosts I'm runnin' from
And oh yeah, I'm still runnin'
Looking down a dead end street
I feel like someone's watching me
And oh yeah, I'm still lookin'

[faedur]

Good tune... And I won't slap you Bruce, exponential distribution is awesome.

Who am I kidding? I'm actually walking downstairs right now to slap you.

Lock your doors, son.

Math band joke from <i>Proof</>

[mirandaejwarner]

Hal: Well, I'm gonna be late. Some friends of mine are in this band. They're playing in a bar on Diversey, way down the bill, they go on about 2 to 2:30. I said I'd be there.
Catherine: Great.
Hal: They're all in the math deparment, they're really good. They have this song called 'i', you'd like it. Like lower-cased i. They just stand there and don't play anything for three minutes.
Catherine: Imaginary number.
Hal: It's a math joke... You see why they're way down on the bill.
Catherine: That's a long way to drive to see some nerds in a band.
Hal: You know, I hate when people say that. It's not really that long of a drive.
Catherine: So, they are nerds.
Hal: Oh, they're raging geeks. But they're geeks who, you know, can dress themselves and hold down a job at a major university. Some of them have switched from glasses to contacts. They, uh, play sports, they play in a band, they get laid suprisingly often... So, it makes you kinda question the whole set of terms. Geek, nerd, wonk, dilbert, paste eater...
Catherine: You're in