"Oh yeah, and Sedrick Strong is the MAN!!! Dude had this HOT chick that everyone would want to bang throwing herself at him, and he pretty much no sold it. Wait…does that mean he is GAY?????? "
Now hold the fuck on one second... It's common knowledge that I love fuckin. I LOVE it! I also love fuckin with people. Remember the time I made fun of some whore for having a dead father? So what I'm gettin at is which time are you talking about exactly? Which girl was throwing herself at me? We will catch up quite a bit tomorrow as I have too many stories to tell you on here. Plus I hate all you live journal faggots and wouldn't give you the pleasure of personal details of my life... Also, no bitch is more fun then me! She just doesn't let you out of the house enough anymore so you can't remember all the good times we shared. Let's recap... Remember getting trespassed from Rocky's for trying to fight 30 frat faggots cause I made fun of the "fat sack" while singing karaoke? Remember me exploding a light bulb in my pants at the pool hall? Remember the hot older chick I pulled? Remember the reverse fucking alarm clock and the mayonaise hotdog!? The list goes on kid. I am king of fun.
Ah....Those were the times. I remember them quite well. You are definitely first on the friend fun list, but sometimes when you are drunk you are also first on the "friends I want to punch out" list.
Speaking of fucking with people, how can you leave out the time you were taking that girl to a "party" in Orlando. And then you dropped her off at the 7-11, with no way to get home. That is my favorite fuck with people story. The poor bitch was stuck in Orlando, all because she pissed you off previously.
I dont remember the "mayonaise hotdog", but I do remember the "she has more nut in her stomach than Elton John".
I know I'll see you wrestle on the 19th, and then on the 26th and the 28th. I'm especially excited to see the match with Stevens, since a bout was teased in NWA Florida, but except for that one sub-minute match, it didn't happen. Have you two even wrestled against each other before? Anyway, barring a shittastic ring, it should be a match that I'll enjoy watching.
We actually wrestled twice in 2003. The first time was I believe either his first or 2nd match, it was at the Wrestleplex in the S.E.X. promotion that Aaron Royal ran for a short time, and I took the match an extra 10 minutes just to blow Erick up. He did very well.
The second was at a NNW show back in 2003, and that match too was really good. Even with a shitty ring I think it will be fun to watch.
I am happy for you and Amy. Don't let people dwell on your past marriage. You and Amy always seem to be in love and I hope you will be that way for many years to come. See you at EWE and FPWA, brotha.
Alright then. Cool. I can't wait to see this matchup. Plus, it's Sunray, so there's the possibility of seeing you in your underwear... who could pass THAT up?
Man, I wish I could've been down here when that S.E.X. fed was around, since it spoofed Russo, and any fed doing that is worthy enough to receive my cash.
I can only imagine how the wedding next year will turn out. Just from what I heard and read online, I'd place money on Sedrick being one of the guys that ends up in a paddywagon during that particular weekend.
2006 Olympia is on my card as well. Trying to save up for it. 650 for the whole package of tickets then ya gotta get plane and hotel... but it'll be one hell of a weekend. Maybe me and the lady will see you and wifey there.
Best of luck on the darkmatches. You should do well and I can only hope the fed finally picks you up.
If ya need diet help hit me up on the phone or through Sedrick.
Yeah the Olympia thing is something I really want to do. I was in Vegas during the 2002 olympia, but I was at the Flamingo Hilton (first marriage) and it was down on the other side of the strip at Mandaley Bay. So didnt get a chance to check any of it out. I am thinking 2006 might be the time Jay Cutler finally wins, due to Ronnie retiring or aging.
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Also, no bitch is more fun then me! She just doesn't let you out of the house enough anymore so you can't remember all the good times we shared. Let's recap... Remember getting trespassed from Rocky's for trying to fight 30 frat faggots cause I made fun of the "fat sack" while singing karaoke? Remember me exploding a light bulb in my pants at the pool hall? Remember the hot older chick I pulled? Remember the reverse fucking alarm clock and the mayonaise hotdog!? The list goes on kid. I am king of fun.
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Speaking of fucking with people, how can you leave out the time you were taking that girl to a "party" in Orlando. And then you dropped her off at the 7-11, with no way to get home. That is my favorite fuck with people story. The poor bitch was stuck in Orlando, all because she pissed you off previously.
I dont remember the "mayonaise hotdog", but I do remember the "she has more nut in her stomach than Elton John".
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I know I'll see you wrestle on the 19th, and then on the 26th and the 28th. I'm especially excited to see the match with Stevens, since a bout was teased in NWA Florida, but except for that one sub-minute match, it didn't happen. Have you two even wrestled against each other before? Anyway, barring a shittastic ring, it should be a match that I'll enjoy watching.
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The second was at a NNW show back in 2003, and that match too was really good. Even with a shitty ring I think it will be fun to watch.
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Man, I wish I could've been down here when that S.E.X. fed was around, since it spoofed Russo, and any fed doing that is worthy enough to receive my cash.
I can only imagine how the wedding next year will turn out. Just from what I heard and read online, I'd place money on Sedrick being one of the guys that ends up in a paddywagon during that particular weekend.
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2006 Olympia is on my card as well. Trying to save up for it. 650 for the whole package of tickets then ya gotta get plane and hotel... but it'll be one hell of a weekend. Maybe me and the lady will see you and wifey there.
Best of luck on the darkmatches. You should do well and I can only hope the fed finally picks you up.
If ya need diet help hit me up on the phone or through Sedrick.
Best of luck and congrats. Peace.
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Yeah the Olympia thing is something I really want to do. I was in Vegas during the 2002 olympia, but I was at the Flamingo Hilton (first marriage) and it was down on the other side of the strip at Mandaley Bay. So didnt get a chance to check any of it out. I am thinking 2006 might be the time Jay Cutler finally wins, due to Ronnie retiring or aging.
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