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Dec 30, 2005 21:13



In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Read less.

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

To be a bitch.

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sadly, neither of these are true but still funny.

JANUARY 1st: I quit smoking (cigarettes).

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ink_to_skin December 31 2005, 05:36:59 UTC
I quit on Christmas.

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dearmother December 31 2005, 20:49:13 UTC
so i just (about half an hour ago) had a dream that you were in. you gave me this package of some kind of pork sausage, and asked me to make it so you could add it to this food you were making for yr friend's bday. you made it seem really urgent, so i felt bad when i put it off. eventually, after a couple of days, i decided to make it, and i boiled it (for some reason), and constantly worried that it was gonna dry out. then, when it was finally finished, i took it out of the water and immediately --and somehow without realizing it-- stuck all of it in my my mouth and ate it, even though i don't actually eat meat. it was involuntary; my arms and mouth acted on their own. i was planning to run to the store and buy some more when, just as i'd finished eating the whole thing (it was about a foot long, coiled like a snake), you called me, telling me not to rush, because the kid's bday wasn't until easter.

just thought i'd, um, pass that along...

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