You can really taste the 'whole' in whole milk.

Good for your bonez.

Interesting...

This thing doesn't get any attention anymore.
Life has been far too hectic to bother updating about, I suppose.

I went to my first opera the other night in New York. It was The Pirates of Penzance, and I had a lot of fun. Dan's friend cancelled at the last minute, so I had the pleasure of using her ticket. Some old guy in front of Dan and I snored ( Read more... )

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I have biggest hots for teh Justin Timberlake man!  His penis so tasty penis.  We shall make babies together, and his babies will be fat babies named Timmyman Jones.

Also, I am buttface all they time.

I need to get used to this whole "logging out" thing on my laptop. Now my livejournal and facebook have been violated multiple times by Sir Terran Poopinslutsen, and that will just not do. One more time, and I will play Shakira every morning as my alarm.

In other news, I do not recommend drinking four coffee mugs of espresso at 9 o'clock at night... ( Read more... )

I like to braid my armpit hair.

I tried using noise cancellation headphones today for the first time in the Apple store in Towson! What a crazy thing! I almost crapped myself ( Read more... )

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Where is everybody?!
My sleep schedule is out of whack and I'm not going to get to bed until 3am.

I've already applied false eyelashes and gobs of make-up in an effort to entertain myself, but now that is all washed off and it's hard to play scrabble by yourself. Poo, I want school to start.